oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

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magicul:

there’s nothing worse than having to wait for the next season of your favorite tv show

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taggedrne:

when ur mom forgets she gave u money already and gives u more

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gavinpivott:

damn girl are you sitting on an f5 key cos that ass is refreshing

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ultrafacts:

1. The most money ever paid for a cow at auction was $1.3 million.

2. A female “cock block” is called a “clam jam.”

3. A blue whale’s tongue weighs more than an elephant.

4. There’s a little voice in your head reading this right now.

5. Getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

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(Source: ultrafacts)